Do you have any idea how long it takes to teach kids to get this good at Salsa dancing? Especially at that age? I just don't have that kind of time. And I'll be damned if my kids aren't the best damn salsa dancers in the world. Just knowing that there are kids out there who could dance the salsa better than my little ones would consume my every waking moment. I can't, live with that...I can't! I won't!
That said... here's another reason not to have kids