Ok, perhaps I, (the dog) never really had to work, but now you're retired and I'm getting older and we have time for long walks and lounging around. Sounds great until someone gets the idea to start dressing us up like you! We can see that you never really knew fashion and now you're just going for cheap laughs with your friends. Please don't humiliate me anymore. The Dog.
Here are a few of my friends getting even! http://dogshaming.tumblr.com/